Urine, pee to the layman, has been used for some wild things in times past. From oral hygiene to get rich quick schemes, what didn't they use pee for?

On a very special, first of many episode, I sit down with longtime friend and brother, Weston Teppo to have him share stories about his dad and bathrooms. We get off topic and talk about other stuff, as you do.

This week, we go where no bathroom podcast should...the world of art. Is Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" art? What does it teach us about the privies we know and love? And, we look briefly at a listener submitted art project seemingly designed for the podcast.

Pay toilets were a thing in the United States for a bit... and then they weren't. What were they? Where did they go? And could a toilet tax help better the face, and seats, of public restrooms?

We explore the history of doing "activities" while pooping, discuss why humans look to these things, and look at the etiquette of in bathroom phone use. Also, another installment of Hunter's anecdotes wherein he and his college roommate drive a fellow dorm dweller crazy.

In this episode, we explore tips to quiet our time in the bathroom. From splooshing to plopping, how can we keep the noise level down?

This is a survival guide for when you run out of your most valuable bathroom resource: Toilet Paper. We had to leave the comforts of the home toilet for this one. 

Content warning, this episode includes talks of suicide and murder. If you are having thoughts of suicide, please contact the suicide prevention hotline 800-273-8255.

These are folks who died while sitting on a toilet, or using a toilet. 

We do our best to keep it loose this episode, and acknowledge sometimes we need some help doing so.

How I use my towel says a lot about how my brain works. Also, don't forget to wash your towel. This and other towel etiquette in this week's episode.

In the spirit of making things last longer, this week we talk about ways we can conserve privy resources. From water, to toothpaste, to the squares of paper we all love so much; there are lots we can do to make it go further. Just remember, 3 sheets is all you need.

Also, in an installment of Hunter's anecdotes, we learn a really great way to waste TP.

We explore Ancient Egyptian Baths and Bathing and find out that cleanliness really is next to godliness. We also learn about soap and oil technology as well as as...milk baths? Also, there is another installment of Hunter's Anecdotes to Keep you Afloat...s. This one features a cupcake.

After a long(ish) break, Privy returns to definitely decide whether the seat should be left up or down. But before, we need to take a brief look at how we got the hinged toilet seat as well as get a story from Hunter's Anecdotes to Keep You Afloat.

This week, we talk about two small, ground-dwelling, land mammals. They both have something to do with what goes on in the Privy.

The Prairie Doggin' It special is brought to you by that deep anxious feeling, that you may have wasted too much time.

This episode, we take a look at a few of the names of toilets over the years. There have been some real gems, so please enjoy. We focus in on the origin of the word Privy, and rally for its use to return to modernity.

These rolls of perforated sheets make bathroom time a much more peaceful, less anxiety-inducing experience. But what did folks use before toilet paper? Also, how did we get from the rugged methods of wiping to the prepackaged, perforated sheets we know today.

This is an introductory look at Toilet Paper.

Ancient Roman Public Restrooms are a far cry from the restrooms we enjoy today. From wait times, unfavorable wiping instruments, and rats, going to the bathroom at one of these public Roman toilets was a tough way to go.