Sir John Harington is known for many things. Poetry. Banishment. His propensity for writing smut. And, it turns out, he invented the first flush toilet.

We discuss World Toilet Day... again, and propose possible strategies for the day moving forward.

After a long(ish) break, Privy returns to definitely decide whether the seat should be left up or down. But before, we need to take a brief look at how we got the hinged toilet seat as well as get a story from Hunter's Anecdotes to Keep You Afloat.