Marco Brambilla's Demolition Man was a sifi comedy take on A Brave New World. In the Distant future of the 2030's, things are different. One striking difference is how people wipe. Privy observes the 3 Seashells Theory and tries to settle, how do people of the future use these shells to wipe?

With no shortage of CBD products, it was only a matter of time before the goofy grass made it to the bathroom... but did Hunter accidentally fall for a 5 year old ruse?

For our first ever RANKed, Hunter evaluates 11 toilet papers to crown Privy's #1 TP. Who will come out on top, and who will get wiped out?

These rolls of perforated sheets make bathroom time a much more peaceful, less anxiety-inducing experience. But what did folks use before toilet paper? Also, how did we get from the rugged methods of wiping to the prepackaged, perforated sheets we know today.

This is an introductory look at Toilet Paper.