Democracy! Everybody loves it... until their candidate loses. The Cintas Corporation announced 2022's America's Best Restroom... but it took them twice as long as they said. What happened? Who won and how can it help us rethink voting?

Hundreds of years ago, a philosopher turned mad scientist came up with a theory to create a tiny person. This idea, and the "science" it purported, got spun into a truly grotesque monster.

We continue Spoopktober and spoopky season with bigfoot coverage. But we aren't concerned with calls or prints, we want to talk about the good stuff. If bigfoot eats, bigfoot poops. Have we ever found it? Also, we go public in a Hunter's Anecdotes to Keep You Afloats.

Happy Spoopktober! It's totally real. We kick off the season with a creepy discussion about the things people find in the swamp...and what people find inside the things they find in the swamp. Also, a dog ruins a lot of people's flight in Poo in the News.

We've all made mistakes. Some of those are bigger...and messier than others. But, we find as we confess our sins, we find community. Bathrooms continue to bring us together.

When God made humans, he designed an air release system that is satisfying and funny. But, there might be added benefit beyond simply letting off pressure. Is there value in smelling a fart?

Michael Wall has years of literal hands on bathroom wisdom. He shares it with us and discusses the importance of flushing frequently and flushing often.

You ever walk into a basement and wonder why there was a toilet all by itself in the middle of the room. Wonder no further, this week, we discuss this regional phenomenon that became all the rage.

Josh Wehrman shares about what happens when you combo your hernia surgery with your vasectomy's, what it was like being a dad for the first time, and how he may owe his parents an apology.

Do you remember that year that London had a river so stinky it created a spinoff character, shut down the government, and caused one of the most influential infrastructure rehauls in British history? 

America runs on democracy. And every year, the Cintas corporation capitalizes on that democracy for you to vote on America's Best Restroom! This is our overview of the finalists, and of course, we weigh in on where our vote is.

Vote at https://www.bestrestroom.com/vote/

Golfing has been around for a while, but what has been around a lot less time is bathroom amenities on the golf course. What did folks do before porta potties and the clubhouse? And, what SHOULD they do today? We visit a special segment of Poo in the News to find out what sort of antics you can get up to on a golf course.

Titus shares a lot about the bathroom disasters he has faced, and unexpectedly, most of them are very recent. Also, we discuss the importance of shower design and cleaning out your sink bowl.

What does one of the largest archaeological digs in Pakistan have to do with your local swimming pool. A lot more than you would think! Also, we look at a segment of Poo in the News, wherein we learn the importance of describe exactly what a person intends to do with a corncob in the bathroom.

You ever wonder what thousands and thousands of bounds of human waste, fat byproduct, and paper waste products does in the sewer, well this week we discuss it. We learn about a new type of underground menace, how your host once contributed to it in a big way, and there is maybe even a musical number in there.

This week, we catch up with an old friend. It comes to light that the world is smaller than we thought, ferns and pine branch make decent wiping material, and being a kid is tougher than it seems. Oh also...sometimes what seems like a turd, is really a tasty treat!

Soap is one of those things we take for granted. However, it was likely discovered on accident. We discuss a brief history of soap, and find out a lot of what we call soap today, isn't technically soap at all.

There's lots of smells in the world, many of which come out of our bodies. One of the most peculiar, is pee smell. Why does asparagus make it smell like asparagus? Why does Hunter smell urine when he smells popcorn sometimes? Answers to these and more in this episode on why our pee smells.

This week, I crash another friend's house to talk all things bathroom. We discuss the woes of police work as it relates to bathrooming, amongst other things. In short, we learn that the world is your bathroom when you need it to be. 

Big thanks to Gavin Low for having the pod over!

May 4th was Star Wars day. For a media franchise that has been around as long as it has been, and having produced as much media as it has, you would think there would be a lot more data on bathrooms in the world of Star Wars. This episode, we take a look at how Jabba the Hut might do his deeds and discuss briefly why it took over 40 years to show a "refresher" on screen.